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For those of you who are sick of the same three songs that seem to play at every club, party, or casual Flip Cup session you attend, here is a playlist of 14 fresh club and EDM tracks that will pump you up and let you work on that fist pump for this weekend.

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Let me state for the record that I absolutely hate going to the club. I’d rather do my taxes than go to the club.

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The Hot Guy Who Leaves as You Go In.

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Follow me on this mystical journey through all things vodka cranberry, too-tight Forever 21 dresses, and miming our way over the N-word in our favorite rap song. For it is greater than your wildest dreams.

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I love watching people dance, even just rocking back and forth to a song we’ll never hear in their headphones on the subway.

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4. The I Can’t Wait To Get Home, Put On My Softest Pants And Do Nothing Person

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2. You own more pajamas than normal clothes.

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Taco Bell is like that awful person who you probably wouldn’t hookup with sober, but because you’re intoxicated, you say screw it, this is what I want right now.