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I couldn’t let his twenties slip by without one outrageous trip to Vegas.

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Who knew there were this many Sam Smith remixes?

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The building ceased to operate as a religious site in 1975, becoming first, a cultural center, and then a drug rehabilitation center.

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On any given night out, the men change but the characters remain. After a particularly interesting night out, I got to thinking about the characters from that night — and every other night, too.
Who are they? Let’s take a look.

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I don’t know if this is a typical night in a Jamaican daggering dance club, but deep down in my heart I want it to be true.

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7:00PM: You’re standing in the middle of your room, staring at your closet, wondering WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE GOING TO WEAR.

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I just want to be 79 years old so I can watch Boy Meets World re-runs in peace and not feel guilty for wasting my perky breasts and small wrists on a gallon of ice cream and Ben Savage in all his 11-year-old prime. I AM A SQUARE.

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8. A swelling sense of lame-ness.

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For those of you who are sick of the same three songs that seem to play at every club, party, or casual Flip Cup session you attend, here is a playlist of 14 fresh club and EDM tracks that will pump you up and let you work on that fist pump for this weekend.

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Let me state for the record that I absolutely hate going to the club. I’d rather do my taxes than go to the club.