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For an industry that fixates on perfection – in clothes, body type, skin, makeup and hair – conspicuous departures from traditional beauty tend to make us pause. And as of late, these conspicuous, defiant looks are taking shape as clowns.

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Have a great night!

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It was 2008 when my then-girlfriend, Corinne, and I went to a carnival not too far away from home.

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An overwhelming amount of people have said that clowns are creepy – and we have Stephen King to thank for that.

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“What can I do that would make you happy?” the doctor said. “The only thing is if, right now, you write me a check for a million dollars,” I said.

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Also, quick question: who put the pedophiles in charge of designing children’s costumes? Because they’re doing an awesome job.

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The clown is expected to be out again tonight during the twilight hours, wandering the Northampton streets. Good luck getting to sleep, everyone.