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1. Wear long underwear.

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2. Kylie Jenner.

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I’m a gigolo for grandmas. Some as old as 90, none younger than 65. I’ve got $2 million in a bank from grandmas leaving me money in their wills.

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In “Dream Closets,” I’ll be documenting my favorite closets around New York and the personalities behind each of them.

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8. A nice collared shirt.

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2. You try to fit the homonormative gay ideal.

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This girl lived with me for a few months and I always noticed a weird smell coming out of her room…

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There is no item more essential in any woman’s closet come spring than a basic, functional, well-tailored trench coat.

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5. The sociopathic attention-seeker.

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4. I used to make him pretend to be my dog. I made him wear a Dalmatian costume and named him Prudence. His “doghouse” was the hallway closet.