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World’s coolest astrophysicist, Neil deGrasse Tyson, once said, “The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.” But, only several days into the Trump presidency, it seems we have entered a new age; one of “alternative facts.”

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“I am most concerned about how this election will effect our international relationships.”

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Seriously, I said. Life is pretty hard. It’s a cruel joke and our job is to find the punchline.

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“They changed the name from “global warming” to “climate change” after the term global warming just wasn’t working (it was too cold)!”

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I knew I was in trouble.
We didn’t have many moments left.

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Take a closer look at some of the products around your home and it won’t be long before you see a “Made in China” label.

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Before going on Climate Journey, I fought against the powers that be, always hoping that someday, a superhero would come down in a cape, wave a magic wand, and save the day.

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Much digital ink has been spilled about the lifting of China’s longstanding one-child policy. Horror at government control of the womb has inspired a rash of tongue-clucking editorials decrying the very idea of state-sponsored population control.

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Science rules.

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I am going to undress this sloppy sandwich condiment by condiment.