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If My Cover Letter For A Job I’m Unqualified For Told The Truth

If My Cover Letter For A Job I’m Unqualified For Told The Truth

Avatar Brandon Gorrell

Capitalizing on the fact that I know how to use the Internet better than old people, I hope to find a position in your company that pays me way more money than I need, will allow me to mostly ‘fake work,’ will not require face-to-face interaction with any of the company’s employees, will send me to cool places like Tokyo and Munich, allows dubious use of the expense account, forgives hangover performance, and is, in general, incredibly easy.