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Baseball is a game unlike any other. In baseball, there is time to waste, and there is time to think. There is time for drama and time for suspense to build. There is time. We don’t appreciate time. In a society that has become defined by speed, baseball does not appeal to the general populous as it once did. We no longer take time to contemplate.

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New York City sucks compared to Cleveland.

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What sort of smoke signal does this send to other teams with potentially offensive names?