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Cleansing yourself is an essential part of maintaining good hygiene, but have you ever given much thought to cleansing your body on the inside?

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I don’t know about you, but the messier my apartment, the more cluttered my mind seems to be.

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Enjoy the fact that you’re miserable—most days you’re nice and pleasant and everything else but haven’t you ever wanted to just let loose every dark thought and curse the heavens?

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Over the first three days, slowly eliminate foods that are not pizza or at the very least pizza-related from your diet.

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By day two, the headache didn’t go away. By day three, I almost asked a woman selling churros on the street if she sold churro juice.