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They keep stressing that the syllabus could change at any time and that you should check blackboard for updates. Usually means they just threw together a syllabus to appease their department head and knows they won’t be able to actually follow it.

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When the professor is looking for someone to answer their question, you pick up your water bottle to drink. You do whatever you can to appear busy, to mentally convince the person in charge not to choose you, because the last thing you want to do is speak in front of that many people.

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Why do I have to justify my intelligence just because I’m not trying to be a doctor or engineer?

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Do not worry if you’re still a virgin! This is important. A lot of college students feel the constant pressure from cultural expectations to not be a virgin. It’s stressful, I know. It’s really a silly pressure.

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“Ehh… it would be better if she didn’t talk about how she pees on her husband.”

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Choosing your classes in college can be difficult! You’re trying to fulfill your general education requirements, but there are so many other interesting things to look at. While major requirements and gen eds are important, be sure to take some other classes as well. Here’s a list of five classes that everyone should be adding to their “for fun” class list.

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To delay your transition into adulthood. When someone asks what you’re doing, you can say “studying,” and it saves you from any real responsibilities for at least 4 years.

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So you’ve got a few weeks of college experience under your belt, and your emotions are flying high. You’re trying to navigate friends, classes, clubs, parties, boys, and much, much more.

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Close to home? As far away as humanly possible? In an urban, suburban, or rural area? Your college experience will vary vastly depending on whether you attend a university that is in a college town or whether your university is part of a larger metropolitan area.

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