I witnessed something no man was ever supposed to possess memory of.
It was always only a matter of time before the Elves turned evil.
I’m happy to be moving to Florida. Although I have no idea what I’ll be doing a month from now or three months from now, I feel like I’m starting fresh, as on the John Lennon song being played all the time now: “It’ll be just like starting over.”
Of all the predictable things I was anticipating about Christmas 2016: making Christmas cookies, the candlelight Christmas Eve church service, our traditional Christmas Eve meal, Mariah Carey on the stereo over a lazy day exchanging presents, none of that happened.
Even the darkest winter days can still have light in them, light that shines from the center of my home. A light that will always be there to guide me back home.
The Kardashian kids bought their mom a Thunderbird.
Hopefully this kid got coal this year!
If you have someone who loves you this way then you’re winning at life.
Did you talk to your exes on Christmas?
It’s the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring…except you who totally didn’t realize this was an extended family Christmas.