In Surfside, I walked over to Danny’s for an early dinner. Who should sit down next to me at the counter but Isaac Bashevis Singer and his wife Alma. He looked very frail, and one of his shirt buttons was undone. I couldn’t figure out what to say to him and finally decided to let the man eat his matzo ball soup in peace.
You just need to get a little, um, creative.
It looks like parents’ humor is evolving, because they just keep getting better and better at the fake outs.
His parents decided to send him a letter from “Santa” to teach him a lesson, but then it became an all out war.
Flat earth over everything, apparently.
Let’s just say this mom got a big one the other day when she was unwrapping her seemingly normal present.
While I can’t promise you that you’ll get that engagement ring under the tree or finally convince your parents to get that puppy, I can tell you that it looks like some of you may get a white Christmas this year.
Siblings: you can’t live with them, you can’t live without them.
Taurus: You probably bought a new dress or sweater to wear to your family holiday dinner, and if you get too drunk, you’ll probably spill something on it.
