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IT’S HAPPENING (kind of).

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If you think your day can’t get any worse…it can. Your burrito bowl could suffer a guac-less fate. I may never trust again.

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Every now and then I’d love to surf the internet without being slapped in the face with Taylor’s every move. She’s following me and it makes me uncomfortable. Tell her to stop, pls.

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People are baffling.

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Hangovers expose relationships better than anything else.

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This post will make you REALLY want Chipotle.

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The 1,700+ independent studies that say GMOs are safe are widely available to the public—let alone food scientists employed by Chipotle. So why would Chipotle knowingly make such a big deal out of GMOs, ban them from their restaurants, and loudly publicized what they did?

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Do this and you can feed a small family.

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TEXAS ROADHOUSE: The bread aspect of this operation is phenomenal, but the rolls know their role and recognize that Cinnamon Butter is the real MVP.

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In retrospect, it’s amazing Chipotle didn’t end up being a Mexican McDonald’s.