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Put clear packaging tape over the speaker holes of toys that make noise/play songs – it lets the toy operate with a fraction of its actual volume.

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Put clear packaging tape over the speaker holes of toys that make noise/play songs – it lets the toy operate with a fraction of its actual volume.

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Children will show up the way we teach them to.

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You attract who you are, not who you want.

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Your pets are not practice for when you have a real baby. They are not placeholders until you can get yourself pregnant. You have pets because you love pets. You love them more than anyone else in your world. 

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So, to all those fathers who choose, purposely and intentionally left us alone, thank you.

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These baby memes are cute AND funny.

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“When we’re done practicing.”

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We made those origami paper fortune tellers to see if we should stay together or find new friends.

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At the zoo watching a Rhino and a young family is next to me…out of the blue the Rhino got an erection, something brought to my attention by the young boy yelling, “Whoa, Look at his weiner! Is yours that big daddy?”