“When we’re done practicing.”
We made those origami paper fortune tellers to see if we should stay together or find new friends.
At the zoo watching a Rhino and a young family is next to me…out of the blue the Rhino got an erection, something brought to my attention by the young boy yelling, “Whoa, Look at his weiner! Is yours that big daddy?”
Motherhood automatically sharpens your sense of perspective.
Does the crustified food stuck to your forehead bug you? At all?
They prove that, when it comes to making quality content, kids can be even more creative than adults.
Just wait until she’s older and has the vocabulary (and the tact) to tear her college professors apart…
Throughout my pregnancy, whenever friends, family members, or strangers asked if I was going to breastfeed, I always chimed, “I’m going to try my best!” I prided myself on approaching the matter rationally, understanding that there was another person—my unborn daughter, whom I hadn’t even met yet—who factored into the equation.
There’s few things harder than watching someone you love hurting and feeling like you have little power to do anything about it.
“My dad left me in a car in flood waters. I remember tippy tapping my feet in the water as it slowly filled the car. Spoiler: I lived”