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It’s 6:37PM on Tuesday. Will they all be gone? My heart is pounding. My stomach growling. My family waiting.

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Many people are openly defying the CDC’s guidelines that ask humans to not kiss or cuddle their poultry.

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Is it a piece of chicken, or a fried rat?

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I did some investigative reporting.

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Yes, everything tastes better when sautéed with garlic. But nothing tastes as good as broccoli.

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What people don’t know is that sometimes, things that aren’t supposed to fall into the breading and as a result get thrown into the fryer with the chicken.

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I know this list is getting a little heavy on the “things with melted cheese on top of them” side, but frankly, that is the best genre of food we have.

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There are just so many variables when it comes to chicken nuggets. Are they the traditional rounded-rhombus shape, or are they dinosaurs?

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Popeyes is the Lord our God, and He loves you very much.

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As someone who makes a living designing workflows, I can guess that there’s some assembly-line efficiency to a chicken processing factory: all the legs probably end up in a big bin separate from the wings and the breasts, and the butchering and packaging are split into two discrete steps.