That’s right, ladies and gents. We’re talking #ChanoForMayor.
You have to tell the universe “these are the motherfucking rules.”
I need a mental health specialist to help me recover from trying to find a mental health specialist.
You realize a lot of the stereotypes are actually true.
Worse yet, the entire thing live streamed on Facebook from one of the attacker’s accounts.
Little by little, the fans in this city have won me over. Because of their pure joy. And their love for this team that they’ve followed since childhood. And their complete confidence and appreciation for every player, during the good seasons and during the bad ones.
Music Festivals. Every genre you could imagine. Amazing. All the time.
Point out our accents. While most of us don’t say Chicaaaaaago like the old Saturday Night Live skits, after a few drinks, that long “a” may sneak into a word or two.
“What is gay rap? Half the stuff Kanye West is putting out right now sounds like some fags who are giving her heat and fire and saying, “Yasss, bitch!” All those girls sound gay to me.”
3. Second City or iO Theater: There’s a chance your dad might actually be on board for this one. If he can get past “the silly make-believe” he might just enjoy the topical improv and sketch sets you can catch any night of the week.