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The more you have shared food, the more social you are. If there are small plates to share coming to the table, you can easily expect friendly environment.

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You’ve got better things to do than learn how to bake bread from scratch or prepare the perfect chocolate soufflé.

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I have a confession: I am a reality TV junkie. I’m in recovery, and currently, I’m only really following two shows: America’s Next Top Model (no shame) and, what is easily the best show on TV, MasterChef Junior.

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Recently, I was forced to resign from a cupcake bakery in my hometown of Birmingham, Alabama.

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The microwave is a nifty, modern, heating mechanism.

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*water boils over, everything burns*

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I watch porn. The type that involves colossal 15-inch churros glossing with sugar that thrusts into the dulcet caramel dip.

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Killing you softly with his hair, killing you softly.

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His knife skills are incredible.

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