“There are only two reasons to hate gay marriage. Either you’re dumb, or you’re secretly worried that dicks are delicious.” —Joe Rogan
I watched that Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary thing and it was cute in that way that inherently lame things are.
Also, Cosby sued, North Korea vows to bomb Christmas trees, Washington Post questions Rolling Stone’s journalistic ethics, Charles Barkley talks about Ferguson and why Black and White people don’t chill and have beers more often, and much more in today’s news and web roundup.
He was the king of pop, and his accolades don’t need any reiteration because everybody knows them.
A friend of mine always tells the story of his encounter with Bill Murray. Whilst walking home from a near-by Dominoes pizza back to the house, Bill Murray comes up behind my friend, takes the pizza and runs away with it shouting “No one’s going to believe you!”
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book — and does. – Groucho Marx
A man punched his girlfriend in the face after spotting a photo of an unknown man on her cellphone — which turned out to be a picture of Mitt Romney. Newt Gingrich has since released a statement saying she wasn’t his girlfriend.
Here’s the concept. Select a 12-man roster, choosing only from players who’ve competed in Olympic basketball for Team USA, since 1992.
He was born somewhere in Michigan. He has a mom. He was raised in a middle-upper class milieu and attended a private high school. This was somewhat distressing for Chris because he wanted desperately to be “hard,” but you can’t be hard playing basketball in economically-depressed Detroit if you attend a private school.