Go to a party and try to find the meanest looking person there. They’ll be on their Blackberry constantly, have a terrible personality, a vague job title, and be surrounded by a large group of people who are clamoring for their attention. Ta-daw! You’ve found someone super famous and important!
Don’t smile. Wear your sunglasses at night, when it’s raining, when you’re with someone more important than you. Spend $234 on a T-shirt because you saw it in Flaunt Magazine. Wear black. Look at people with a confused but slightly offended face when they ask you questions.