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These are pretty basic, ladies. I’m surprised there are people out there doing this stuff.

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Our motto is to “raise brave kids” that are not scared or fearful about the world and that learn to love and impact this world in mighty ways.

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If you don’t respond in a timely fashion, people will actually start to think something’s wrong and reach out to you AGAIN, adding to the intimidating backlog of messages lingering in the never-ending digital hellhole that is your smartphone.

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Date the girl that claims she isn’t tired at all, even though she’s yawning with her eyes half-closed, because she wants to keep the conversation going.

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It used to be a very special thing when someone remembered that it was our birthday, and now we expect to have our wall filled with Happy Birthdays from people that we may have lost touch with.

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Our cell phones are always with us. We wake up with them, we go to sleep with them, and we might even take them into the shower with us

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‘Fine’ or ‘It’s fine.’ It means the exact opposite.

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Like a train headed off a cliff, we’re getting closer to this reality everyday. Right now, everything we could want or need is a click away. Bored? Netflix. Hungry? GrubHub. Horny? Redtube.

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I have often heard that New York can and will either make or break you.

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Who knows maybe there will be a chapter called, “How The Kardashians Broke The Internet.” Let your imagination wander.