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Bow Down, World. Bow. Down.

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Looking back at the last seven presidents, FIVE of them were left-handed or ambidextrous.

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“There’s no one left to finger.”

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Sometimes it’s not that bad to be…All By Myself.

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Everybody messes up sometimes, and performance failures bring stars down to earth really fast.

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You know it’s still on your iPod and, while you may not click on it, if your music is on shuffle and you hear that beat kick in, you’re not skipping it. To be honest, I’m listening to this song right now and loving every moment of it.

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Would you want your child’s teacher to be hungover all the time? Neither would I, and I wouldn’t do that to your kid if he or she were in my class.

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Aside from the fact that Kelly Clarkson is literally all of us wrapped into one flawless human being, this ode to mending your own broken heart is a perfect jam on its own.