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I’d just like to say in advance that I’m not a crazy, loony, stalker-dude. I don’t have a Rashida shrine, or hear voices in my head — and I only use the word ‘destiny’ once in these writings.

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I dated my best friend in high school and when it ended, I didn’t have the wherewithal to cut him out. Instead, we just resumed our close friendship without the sex for FIVE YEARS. Oh, it killed me and all my friends were just like, “Ryan, what the hell are you doing? He’s your ex. You can’t be friends with him.”