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“America’s Celebrity Shortage” is definitely a funny piece. It’s so rare for People to use freelancers (Fred told me it had been so long that he had to go look into how much I was going to get paid) that I should consider myself lucky. I can put the credit on my résumé and the $1500 in the bank.

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I drove Mom to the flea market at Dinner Key Auditorium in the Grove – the place Jim Morrison got arrested for exposing himself at a Doors concert – where she’s been doing more business than most vendors. It’s surprising and gratifying to see how my mother operates in the business world.

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Freestyle rapping about U.S. drone strike civilian casualties with Katy Perry

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Cancer: You’re so stunned, you just start crying.

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She is extremely passionate and loyal about the things she loves. That includes you.

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To be honest, it is pretty ballsy of him to confide in his ex-wife about how hard of time he’s having in the divorce from his current wife/old mistress. Don’t you think Jen had a hard time when you left her for this other woman, buddy?

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Jennifer, you’ve become the absolute woooooorst.

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Celebrities are people too. Let’s start acting like it.

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Here’s to you, #Hiddleswift. Making hearts all over the world melt. (I’m dead inside.)

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Harry and I met while I was on a poetry tour in London. There was this instant, palpable feeling that we already knew each other.