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My cat puts live spiders in her mouth and brings them to me… in my bed… while I’m sleeping.

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But regardless of why Millennials are so pet obsessed, they clearly aren’t ashamed of it.

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Purring releases endorphins, which reduces pain.

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Why do cats meow? For the same reason babies cry. To get what they want. 

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For anyone who wants to know how to draw a cat—beginners, experts, and everyone in between.

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Eating poop is a behavior called coprophagia. If you notice your dog doing so, it might be a sign of a dietary deficiency.

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If you own a cat then you have probably watched it knead blankets, pillows, or even your own lap with its paws.

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Current plans: Making the damn cat read Robert I. Sutton’s The No Asshole Rule

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“My cats went crazy at the precise moment my friend was getting killed in a car accident.”

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“My huge, fat, lazy male cat would take hot dogs and go feed them to a stray cat and her kitten.”