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Well, the day has finally come (the one we all knew would happen eventually) whereby I, the serial online dater, have been catfished.

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“On Throwback Thursday, I like to comment, ‘Wow! You used to be so pretty!’”

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In seventh grade, I catfished the most popular girl in school. Mind you, this was before the term “catfish” was coined.

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You might notice that James looks quite a bit like Liam Payne from One Direction…

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Kari Ferrell gained brief fame in 2009 when the press christened her the “Hipster Grifter” for her tendency to befriend young skinny bearded males in Williamsburg and take them for every penny they had.

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1. College football star mourns the death of a girlfriend who never existed.

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“So yeah. There’s that.”

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2. The cougar.