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I dress them up and take pictures. (One of their costumes is even a baby onesie I had modified for a cat.)

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As far as me being the ‘single cat lady’ for life. Well, you’re probably right.

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If you go to a house party where someone has a cat, you forget to socialize with humans for the first 45 minutes because you’re too busy trying to win the approval of the feline.

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What started as a degrading term for nice old ladies who love their cats has now become a proud identity for women across the world.

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The moment you hear of a single person adopting a cat, you see that person lying alone in his apartment, dead, while the cat slowly eats his face. The headline reads, “Kitty Eats Single Man’s Face.”

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Whether or not the cat likes you is a huge make-or-break in any potential relationship.

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1. The Old Lady With Dogs.