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“You are who you associate with. Look around at your five closest friends, that’s who you are. If you don’t like it, you know what you have to do.”

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“The elders should have executed us…”

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The only reason why Smith actually agreed to do the show was because he failed to manage his income wisely and ended up owing the IRS $2.8 million.

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Smith owed the government $2.8 million prior to filming.

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“They’re exhausted from trying to maintain the facade of a happy union.”

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Name two better albums than Big Willie Style and Willenium. You can’t do it and if you think you can then you’re a liar.

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4. You get to work a little earlier and stay a little later.

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Alfonso and his partner received the only perfect score of the night.

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Hillary is a devout Methodist. Unlike Barack Obama, and perhaps surprising to some on the left, Hillary often mentions her faith, but she uses it to aid her left-wing views.

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We are literally energized by consuming liquid apartheid.