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Hook up with someone who has a nice place What? Don’t act like you’ve never slept with someone because you were impressed with everything they had going on. It’s called desire, hon.

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“This is not like sex with my high school boyfriend. Or college boyfriend. It’s actually kind of hot?”

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Wouldn’t it really be more useful to know what to do once you’ve already royally screwed up?

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There is nothing sexual in this for me. I need to make that clear.

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It’s not difficult to understand why you aren’t LOVING anything you’re looking at.

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3. “Hanging in there”

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Making decisions based on the greater good, not your personal gain.

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Why can’t you just walk down the street in 2015 with a fat ass joint lit knowing that, even if it’s not necessarily LEGAL in your state, the police have better things to do?

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And thinking about that—the fact that I’m older and my decisions (even if I need help being led to them) are starting to feel more and more permanent —makes me want to shit my pants.

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Hi, my name is Molly and I’m deeply not perfect.