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Virgo: The most selfless of all the givers.

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Mercury is at home in Gemini. These people are the masters of multi-tasking, and they have a variety of interests.

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SCORPIO: Men. Don’t. Know. How. To. Kiss. And half the time their breath is a rancid mixture of smoked fish and salami.

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My doctor had called me the night before and I missed it. At first I thought nothing of it.

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ARIES: You live in fear that you will go through life never having found the person that completes you, never having found The One. What if you die never knowing what real love feels like?

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She ended up loving some of the pieces — but not all of them.

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ARIES: You feel a very intense—but also very vague and unspecific—dread. You know there’s something wrong, something that you should be deeply worried about, but you have no idea what it is.

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ARIES: Binge-eating until you explode.

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Aries: Slowly, then all at once.

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Libra: With an open, bleeding heart.