15 Creative Ways To Call In Sick The Day After Saint Patty’s Day Lauren Toronto “ If you’re planning on calling in sick after inhaling too many Irish Car bombs and a truck load of green beer, there are a couple of things you need to do to prevent your boss from sniffing out your bullsh*t.
10 Seriously Perfect Excuses You Can Use To Get Out Of Work Today Kendra Frazier “ “I was puking all morning…I KNOW we used a condom. I KNOW we did!” *start sobbing*
16 People On The Most Ridiculous Excuse They Ever Gave Calling In Sick Koty Neelis “ I ended up hooking up with a girl but when I woke up I had no clue where I was. Somehow we had ended up 45 minutes out of the city at her uncle’s cabin.
The 6 People You Turn Into When You Have A Really Bad Cold Chelsea Forbes-Terry “ It’s that time of year again people – time to get your flu shots and pray for mercy while silently evaluating how many sick days you have left.
5 Things You Should Do On A Leap Day Ryan O'Connell “ What you do on a leap day doesn’t count. The people you meet and the experiences you have today aren’t real. If you take a picture of yourself on a leap day, your face will come out looking faded like in that movie The Ring!