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15 Creative Ways To Call In Sick The Day After Saint Patty’s Day

15 Creative Ways To Call In Sick The Day After Saint Patty’s Day

Lauren Toronto
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If you’re planning on calling in sick after inhaling too many Irish Car bombs and a truck load of green beer, there are a couple of things you need to do to prevent your boss from sniffing out your bullsh*t.

10 Seriously Perfect Excuses You Can Use To Get Out Of Work Today

10 Seriously Perfect Excuses You Can Use To Get Out Of Work Today

Kendra Frazier Kendra Frazier
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“I was puking all morning…I KNOW we used a condom. I KNOW we did!” *start sobbing*

16 People On The Most Ridiculous Excuse They Ever Gave Calling In Sick

16 People On The Most Ridiculous Excuse They Ever Gave Calling In Sick

Koty Neelis Koty Neelis
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I ended up hooking up with a girl but when I woke up I had no clue where I was. Somehow we had ended up 45 minutes out of the city at her uncle’s cabin.

The 6 People You Turn Into When You Have A Really Bad Cold

The 6 People You Turn Into When You Have A Really Bad Cold

Chelsea Forbes-Terry Chelsea Forbes-Terry
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It’s that time of year again people – time to get your flu shots and pray for mercy while silently evaluating how many sick days you have left.

5 Things You Should Do On A Leap Day

5 Things You Should Do On A Leap Day

Ryan O'Connell Ryan O'Connell
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What you do on a leap day doesn’t count. The people you meet and the experiences you have today aren’t real. If you take a picture of yourself on a leap day, your face will come out looking faded like in that movie The Ring!

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