And… Here’s What Millennials Will Do When They’re In The Nursing Homes Chrissy Stockton “ I kind of imagine that we’ll all be in our beds texting our nurses ‘i can has pudding bb?’
8 Reasons He Didn’t Ask For Your Number Jen Glantz “ 4. He’s too nervous. It can be that simple, really.
7 Reasons Why ‘Call Me Maybe’ Might Be The Greatest Song Ever Anonymous “ It is one of the only successful sample of strings since, like, Aphex Twin.
7 Things You Swear You’ll Never Do Again (But Then You Do) Ashley Burroughs “ Advil won’t touch your headache and no matter how many times you brush your teeth, you can’t mistake the smell of agave. You swear it off for good and you really mean it this time. For months, even the smell of limes makes you gag. But then…
Likely Fictional Texts Jimmy Chen “ This was in 1993, before smartphones, otherwise a quick text to Sam the man would have really conveyed the direct correlation between her sentiments and presence atop the tall building.
A Close Reading Of Taylor Swift’s ‘We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together’ Oliver Miller “ …Like, ever?
Messages Left On Carly Rae Jepsen’s Voicemail Ned Hepburn “ Hey Carly, me again. It’s New Years Eve. I’m pretty drunk and you’re on TV.
Chrissy Stockton 
Jen Glantz 
Ashley Burroughs 
Jimmy Chen 
Oliver Miller 
Ned Hepburn 
