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I kind of imagine that we’ll all be in our beds texting our nurses ‘i can has pudding bb?’

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4. He’s too nervous. It can be that simple, really.

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It is one of the only successful sample of strings since, like, Aphex Twin.

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Advil won’t touch your headache and no matter how many times you brush your teeth, you can’t mistake the smell of agave. You swear it off for good and you really mean it this time. For months, even the smell of limes makes you gag. But then…

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This was in 1993, before smartphones, otherwise a quick text to Sam the man would have really conveyed the direct correlation between her sentiments and presence atop the tall building.

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I just met you; this is crazy.

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…Like, ever?

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Hey Carly, me again. It’s New Years Eve. I’m pretty drunk and you’re on TV.

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Oh, you’re going to just tell your crush how you really feel about them? You’re just going to do that and ignore my advice, which was don’t text them back for two days and avoid exclamation points?

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Why would you pay a cover charge and buy expensive drinks in a place where you’re hearing songs you can easily get on the radio? So here are ten songs I always want to hear at the club.