Who really functions on just one cup of coffee? Do those people really even exist? I don’t know them.

According to one study at California State University at Long Beach, a 10-minute walk provided enough oxygen to the bloodstream to increase a person’s energy for two hours.

While meth and cocaine sound like they’re similar, the key difference is that meth’s effects last much, much longer. While the high of cocaine will last for only a couple minutes, the rush of meth can last for up to half an hour and the high that follows can last anywhere between four and 16 hours.

You satisfy me every time.

16-year-old Davis Cripe experienced heart problems after drinking a large Mountain Dew, a McDonald’s latte and an energy drink all within two hours.

Coffee is like a push-up bra for your personality.

Bypassing tea, coffee is still the world’s most popular beverage to wake you up in the morning and keep you alert throughout the day. I must confess that I am a coffee addict.

Every time you go to a store and see mugs you feel like you have to buy a new one. While, of course, you already have a favorite mug you still always want to add more to your collection.

Some may look at me with confusion in their eyes, and judgment on their face. How could I possibly need what is in my hand to survive? It’s addiction they say, it’s unhealthy. However, let me counter. There are worse problems to have, and there certainly are millions of ways to die. So, let me have these moments of euphoric happiness. For infinite possibilities begin the moment the cup touches my lips, and it all starts with one single sip.

Quit coffee? Sacrilege.