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Updated periodically.

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Like a lot of consumers tired of paying a hundred dollar monthly bill, I cancelled my cable subscription several years ago.

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I can only assume that in a few years time Discovery will just air a loop of the attack scenes from Jaws over and over again with the watermark “science” in the upper right hand corner.

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It draws more eyeballs (traffic) than Amazon, Hulu, and Facebook. It changes the dynamics of the typical one-sided viewing experience. It is exploding in growth and audience size every single month. You might be shocked that it is not only free, but people also voluntarily choose to pay for what some people call their replacement for television.

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TV Networks Are Taking The Plunge.

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Oh look, you put a plant and a wind chime and some Christmas lights on your fire escape. Isn’t that cute? No! It’s pathetic! You’re dying for some outdoor action and you know where you can find it? In your parents’ yard.

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I wish we could pick the cable networks we subscribed to. Nobody on this earth needs 1000 channels.

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Bored follows the same formula as other 30-minute HBO cult-hits like Entourage and Sex and the City — a group of oddball friends from different backgrounds who stick together no matter what. No matter how many dudes Samantha slept with, or how many times Mr. Big came back, no matter how loud Ari screams, and no matter what Jonathan Ames does, everybody’s always cool with everybody at the end of the day.

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You notice it the minute you walk into my apartment. Who am I kidding, you can smell it before you even get to the door. The neighborhood kids gossip about it, my friends have given up on seeing me, and my family has all but disowned me. It’s a problem I’ve kept hidden for months and have never quite been able to admit. But it’s become far too obvious to ignore, and it’s time to stop hiding. I am a hoarder, and what I hoard is episodes of the TV show Hoarders.