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No rattle. No mouth full of fangs and venom. No hypnotic gaze. And not a bird or a bear. But two men disappeared while hiking in the woods and would not be found.

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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. has returned, and to no one’s surprise, Skye’s new plot expands the Marvel Cinematic Universe while simultaneously transforming her into a superhero.

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And you thought you were smart.

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In every generation of horror we have different things that define and seem to rule that generation.

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If you’ve somehow never seen Cabin in the Woods and you’re a fan of horror, go watch it right now.

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4. “Let the Right One In.”

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13. Killing Them Softly. The movie slapped with a rare F Cinemascore grade from audiences, mostly because whoever decided to market it to the mass public was an idiot.

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It’s gonna be Lincoln. I sort of wish it’d be Flight. (Blasphemy!)

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Having recently watched Cabin in the Woods, one of the better horror movies I’ve seen in a while, I’m inspired to lay out my personal preferences for the ideal horror movie.

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Ctrl+F for things in my room.