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Like Gram and Gran’s deaths, I now had horrifying concerns about the people I was sharing my life with who were listening to old Bob Dylan records in the kitchen and probably already five drinks in.

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Befriend someone with a hot tub and/or sauna. What? Can you blame me?

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My silver fox fur coat ($140 from Craigslist and super warm) and my blue sequined jumpsuit.

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Make a living blanket out of cats from the Internet. Don’t hurt them. Velveeta makes a great cat-safe adhesive.

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This isn’t the greatest horror movies ever made or a ranking, it’s fantastic movies that are fun to watch in groups, or alone if you’re brave enough.