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I read every day from one fiction book, one non-fiction book, one self-help book, and one book about games. I love games.

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Oh, I’m just buying econ-o-size multi-packs of mysterious herbal energy supplements off of eBay and having one-sided text conversations composed entirely of consonants and punctuation.

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4. Thank me if I saved you some money.

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Just because you can buy something, it doesn’t mean you can “afford” it.

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Every year, thousands flock to retail stores to get their hands on a fantastic deal. The lines between need and want blur away as the shopping lists are checked off, check-out lines grow longer and longer, people get angrier, and retail staff try to stay out of the fray.

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There’s a quote from Mike Tyson that went something like “Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.” That concept applies to entering the palace of altered strategy known as Target.

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“I want to try on this outfit, but I don’t want to take off my pants and shoes. Therefore I will just assume that it fits.”