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My entire life I felt everyone-despite their political affiliation- should respect our President of the United States…because he was THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

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From coloring books to cookie cutters, candidates are pulling out all the stops this cycle.

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1. COEXIST
I drive slowly and I don’t want people to yell at me for it.

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Though normal in the sense that this is what grows on almost everyone’s bodies, is apparently abnormal in people of my age and gender.

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10. Why did you apply wax to my left upper thigh yesterday?

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She shouldn’t just be the next president. Hillary Clinton should be the next Batman.

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I can appreciate the worry some people have that young girls are putting themselves through pain and suffering simply because they are ashamed of their vaginas and want to make themselves “presentable” for their male partners.

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I did have a skateboarding phase, I’ll admit that, I was really terrible at it though and broke my wrist skating down like a pathetic little incline. I’m not much of an athlete to be honest with you, I’m like above-average fast, that’s about it.