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Regardless of your preference toward your current situation, we can all agree on one thing. If you take public transportation, you’re going to have a bad time.

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The morning is a time reserved for quiet reflection on how you wish you were in bed and the 8 hours of hell you’re about to endure.

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I find it pathetic that you can’t survive an hour without having to go outside and light up a cigarette.

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In the last three years, I have lived in San Francisco and Sydney and relied completely on the public transit systems of each city— specifically the buses.

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15. Don’t drink coffee with a meal or they will think that you have been raised in a barn.

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Forget the smelly Greyhounds of yore. Ignore the stories about megabus drivers who try to kick you off mid-trip. Bus travel is back.

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Claire laughed both at the idea of someone earnestly identifying as a witch, and then at the suggested relationship between “kitten stickers” and “witches.”

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The Chinatown bus didn’t try to convince anyone into believing that riding the Chinatown bus was anything more than a miserable experience.