He’s a little more than a booty call because you know his middle name and all, but he’d never be your boyfriend because he still quotes Fight Club like it’s his religion. You know there’s no longevity with the situation.
I worked with chauvinistic assholes who did everything they could to make me quit.
The second you take a bite out of any folded tortilla, be prepared for shambolic spillage of whatever that wannabe sandwich contains.
If you have a crazy startup idea, good for you. But whatever it is, it’s probably not as good as The Burrito Box .
You don’t believe in moderation at all, and have dreams of Xzibit putting food in your food so you could eat while you eat.
