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Windblown elegance is not reality. Messy, fluffy, poodle-looking hair stuck in my sunglasses is.

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7. Washing your face.

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“I’m on edge,” Jared offered, “I’ve – I’ve been on edge, ever since our success at the Globes,” he added, pulling at his hair for emphasis.

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“Hush, dear,” he said. “No one must know I’m here. You see, I came to you because I heard you’re the best. The Golden Globes are tonight and, well, I want to re-emerge into the movie industry with a bang—no! A bun! A man bun, is what I meant.”