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“Better not tell your momma,” she yelled. I could do nothing but shake my head.

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Remember that first time you busted out an iPhone? It was like upgrading from a rusted ’87 LeSabre to a minted Porsche 911 Carerra. But then two weeks later, you crashed that Porsche by dropping it in the toilet?

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The moments when we are most vulnerable are usually the ones our best friend comes in handy for.