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(If you’re in India, you won’t find this suggestion at all outlandish and are probably having a member of your staff massage you as you read this – good for you!).

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Because it really is the flower headband that draws you in first, don’t you think? That, or the twinkle in their gold Tory Burch pendant.

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The cool people over at College Humor posted this gem of a sketch earlier this week. It rings a little close to home for a certain brand of Brooklynites, for whom brunch actually does seem weirdly holy.