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He worries about his brand.

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Is he talking about vibes? Are those aforementioned vibes chill?

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I moved away from the epicenter of sh*tty apartments and dollar slices known as New York to a faraway, much flakier place called Los Angeles.

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Free tacos, bro.

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Every day, girls tell me how much they wish they could be like me and be “just friends” with guys.

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But being in a pseudo relationship with this man had me questioning everything: I have to shave my legs FOUR times a week now? Am I drunk enough for this? And Is he sober enough for…anything? ever?

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A man can turn into a bumbling idiot when presented with a well-timed question from a woman.

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The women you attract are the worst. How could they not be? You’ve said a total of 20 words and she’s down, plus the only thing you two have in common is that all your Instagrams are selfies.

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Now the male bond has its fair share of flirtatiousness too, but it’s the kind of flirtatiousness that doesn’t presage to sex. It’s more of a competitive spirit that would seem to divide, but with close male friends, instead binds together.

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A look into the slippery slope that occurs when you give a bro a beer.