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Your bro’s sisters, exes, aunts, and mother are all off limits. Period.

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“When they throw you or someone else under the bus to try and get laid.”

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If you can’t shake a feeling that a friend really needs you to show up for them – even if you can’t pinpoint why you feel that way or what they might need – chances are it’s for a reason.

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This was before the internet, kids, when kids back then went to great and precarious lengths to acquire pornographic material.

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For sake of continuity, we shall observe the informal (and somewhat politically insensitive) vernacular of “bros” and “hos” in the following article. May it be known that this contributor, with bro-like qualities, is not a full on bro; nor does he believe that all women are hos.