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For someone who is internationally beloved and altogether nonproblematic, she has been treated unfairly by both the public and her family.

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Lady Gaga originally wrote “Telephone” for Britney, but she passed on the song. This would have been a magnificent collaboration, just saying.

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I do miss Dexter. I think about him a lot. He’s a strand interwoven so deeply in my story.

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“A cute girl in my 4th grade class made my heart go pitter-patter.”

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I’m lucky because I was somehow fortunate to be born with enough grit and determination to follow my heart and my wandering feet.

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Is this what Britney felt like in 2007?

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Katy Perry got sprayed with silly string.

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Which is your favorite selfie?

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When you are Britney Spears, your daily reality consists of neon stageshows and candy perfume and a two-hour show you don’t know if you care about anymore, though the deal is long inked.

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Twitter drama ensues between Britney and Iggy.