It’s not about the venue or the food. It’s not about the dress or the aisle. More than anything, to love and to be loved, I think it’s magical enough.
“Expect your mother-in-law to behave badly.”
“I gave the bride her something borrowed. But I didn’t tell her it was from my marriage that didn’t work out…”
1. Had an affair.
Even the coolest, calmest, and most collected of girls can quickly change into a royal bitch in the lead-up to their wedding.
You will soon realize that nearly every bride fits into one of these 5 categories. Wedding season is on the horizon; good luck identifying the engaged extremists in your life:
A wedding is no longer just a wedding, it’s a year of anticipatory celebrations that must also be coordinated and paid for, upping the ante for clashes and drama.
The woman miscarried. The bride called her with a response along the lines of “good, well now you can be back in the wedding.”
People with wedding boards annoy me.