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Diamonds cost a lot of money. Why? Because they’re rare, you might think! But you would be wrong. At least, you wouldn’t have the entire story.

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I don’t like looking at my wedding photos. There, I said it. It’s not that they aren’t beautiful, objectively they are. Rather, it’s that the story they tell is incomplete.

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Nobody in my life is more important than my children. #1 and #2. Which means my ex-wife is #3 in my life no matter what.

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No matter how DIY you want your wedding to be, Pinterest sets unrealistic expectations for us brides-to-be.

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“I was the maid of honor and as I gave my toast I had a massive brain fart and called the groom by the bride’s ex’s name…”

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You have several disaster online dating stories at the ready for entertainment purposes.

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“When he woke up in the morning and found that she had washed the make-up off her face, he was frightened as he thought she was a thief.”

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Going from planning a wedding with someone that you’ll be spending your life with to suddenly being single can seem very lonely. It makes people feel and do crazy things.

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There’s something unsettling about the fact that the main modeling work I got between the ages of 20 and 22 was that of playing the role of bride or mom.

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Forget everyone else. Only focus on the elements of your wedding that will make the two of you the happiest goons on the planet.