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The Amazon creates around 20% of the worlds oxygen. If that number declines it could have a massive effect on climate change and we could start seeing effects even sooner than we imagined.

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The woman who loves me lost both her parents. My mom lost a tooth when my father touched her with his fist, because the kitchen knife failed to hit her.

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Because everything’s more fun with alcohol.

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This is absolutely disgusting!

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They see me rollin’. They hatin’.

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Without equal, I love you forever.

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What’s far more startling—or, to some of us, far more hilarious—than his praise of Hitler is the manner in which he’s responded to critics.

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All dreams end but not all dreams get crushed into powder and blown away by a celebratory hurricane.

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“We only had football. Now we have nothing. Nothing at all.”

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It wasn’t pretty, but at least the reactions were hilarious?