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Data is taking over. Data is replacing thinking and driving the direction of the future. Data sells confidence. And that’s what the brands wanted.

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1. The Elephant Walk…This is sort of like the Human Centipede, only it involves naked males and their thumbs, penises, anuses, and mouths.

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I really think we just don’t like Kim Kardashian.

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It’s hard to go 48 hours without hearing some inane piece of news about Kim or one of the other Kardashians, or, like now, read some type of article about them.

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The Kardashians are brilliant when it comes to the art of the personal brand. They know how to get themselves exposed and straight into the spotlight and leverage their personal brands into money making machines. What they do best is they stack their success.

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If your company is undergoing a re-brand, these quick tips can help you have a smooth transition. If it’s yourself in need of an online facelift- consider the following to be the base-layer, foundational advice.

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Nowadays, it’s easy to make a name for your self (good or bad), and it’s easy to work for yourself. The question is, how does one go about doing that? Where do you start?

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Taco Bell’s small penis burrito.

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You can’t just tell people how pure your heroin is or where it’s from. No, you gotta brand it with a memorable name!

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You’re not just another pretty one, no, but that headshot speaks volumes in the language of the tweeterie.