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“He got a gang of kids. I can’t do it.”

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To be honest, it is pretty ballsy of him to confide in his ex-wife about how hard of time he’s having in the divorce from his current wife/old mistress. Don’t you think Jen had a hard time when you left her for this other woman, buddy?

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Celebrities are people too. Let’s start acting like it.

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We of course hate to take pleasure in someone else’s pain.

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This movie is not about rooting for the collapse of the American (and world) economy. What this movie is about is rooting for the exposure of corruption.

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It’s not about sex, you pervert!

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“There are only two reasons to hate gay marriage. Either you’re dumb, or you’re secretly worried that dicks are delicious.” —Joe Rogan

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His piercing eyes, razor-sharp jaw line, musical laugh, and swept-back hair leave you stunned every time you lay eyes on this mythical creature.

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When we slip up in the parallel universe of social media, how do we cope with it in the real world?

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Katherine Heigl was a real bitch in High School. She would walk around like a little diva and all the teachers hated her (she was about 2 years into film career). One of the best stories is when her manager accompanied her into a class asking for less homework and less work and the teacher apparently just lost it.