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…their sweet voices and cute personalities make them irresistible.

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“Devote yourself to a band,” they said. “It’ll be fun!” they said.

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It’s a secret that you’ll TAKE TO THE GRAVE.

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Louis Tomlinson from 1D just announced he’s going to be a dad!

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It occurred to me to question the message their songs put across to teenage girls at a time when their development of self and sense of self-esteem are still being moulded by what they see and hear around them.

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I’m going to tell you exactly what to expect if you get with each member of the band.

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Guess what I don’t want to see? One Direction waltzing around London. Guess what I do want to see? JT and the gang in a mental institution, driving themselves crazy.

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As much as I want to be Switzerland in the war between *N Sync and BSB, it’s time to pick a side.

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Is this the greatest playlist of all time? Yes.

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1. Nose jewelry on guys.