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I hope you’re happy.

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“I went hiking yesterday, and now my legs are sore.”

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There will be days when you will think of just quitting because it’s easier than trying to prove them that you deserve the role and that you’ve worked hard to get there.

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“This boss guilts you into every fun run for charity regardless of season. She’ll have you doing a 5k in January if it means a little more money for the Humane Society.”

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Pisces. You’re always late; to the office, to meetings, to your lunch hour with your boss. You’re never punctual and that makes it hard for your boss to trust you to show up before he/she does, and is always apologizing to clients for your chronic lateness.

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Though sexism gets in the way for women trying to climb the ladder, or even for just being reproductive creatures – as a fifth of women are harassed at work over pregnancy or flexible hours – anyone can be anything that they want to be.

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“The sex was adventurous because what we were doing was adventurous, and we both had no expectations. It was easy, uncommitted, and exciting.”

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Who were these randos that just hung out in the middle of a room at the end of a dungeon just to fight me??